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Hullo! my name is Edd Trent, call me Ted if you like.
Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I liked to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a village in England called Bury.
I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face. You get sprung!

How I earn my beer tokens

By day I work for Solutions Inc a Apple reseller in Brighton as an field engineer doing random bits and bobs around the south of England.
By night I dabble in web development. PHP5, CSS2, XHTML1.0, Zend Framework, Dojo Toolkit and Blueprint CSS are my weapons of choice, requiring a big belt. Take a look at the projects section so see what I have been upto.
If you would like a site made and you have wads of cash or lovley eyes get in contact quickly before I sober up!

Why piddl0r?

I love my gaming, I've played with the nickname piddle spank since 1999 and piddl0r came about sometime after that. Who knows what I was thinking, but at least the the username is never taken.
Single player is for pansies, whore a multiplayer and pwn people!
I may have wtfpwn'ed you in the distant past at a quick game of :

  • Myth II (mods: WWII, GFGG)
  • Unreal Tournament (mods: )
  • Quake 3 Arena
  • Solider of Fortune II
  • Counter Strike Source
  • Eve Online
  • Left 4 Dead
  • Left 4 Dead II

What the hell I'm listening to?

I almost exclusively listen to skacore, punk and crack rock steady. Not everyones cup of tea but it makes keeps me smiling

What will I have?

Oh thanks! a pint of Harveys Sussex Best please!

rawr

Recent Tracks

  1. Wasted Again - Charlotte Swallows
  2. We're Fucked - Canon Law
  3. Я (не) хочу быть... - Р.Г.П.О.
  4. I Miss My Friends - The Anorexic Olsen Twin
  5. Wag Tha Pitbull - Dancehall Satan
  6. Kill Yer Scene - Dancehall Satan
  7. Blue Feelings - Dancehall Satan
  8. Nazi Spaceshi-hip - Dancehall Satan
  9. Kot Couture - Dancehall Satan
  10. Wait until they're crispy - Dancehall Satan

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